A note of humor to end the day

Today we took our fourth mattress delivery.

I think “Ty” with Furniture Row delivery has me in speed dial and I’m pretty sure his truck automatically comes to our house every other Thursday.

Anyway, we had initially selected mattresses in the “Doctor’s Choice” line.  We have taken delivery on both the Doctor’s Choice “extra firm” (which, by the way, is THE most perfect mattress in the western hemisphere), and the Doctor’s Choice “plush” (which, it has been rumored, some people can sleep on).  But neither of those was suitable for both of us, so we ended up trying first two different firmnesses of twin mattresses and now a king mattresses in a different line.  The one we believe we have settled on, which was delivered today, and upon which I myself will be settling in the next ten minutes is called a . . .

Are you sure you’re ready for this? . . .

Durango.

My theory:  If you can’t drive it, you might as well sleep on it!