Jeopardy question: What is 43?

Answer:  The minimum number of hours during which every cubic inch of one’s 3000 square-foot home will smell like smoke, following the complete and total incineration of one bag of microwave popcorn.  (This figure assumes that the charred contents of said bag resemble glossy black plastic.)

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