So, this afternoon, Jessica informs me that there are two pitbulls outside our back door. Sigh. As you may know Scott was seriously bitten a few weeks ago, by a Great Dane, a breed not normally known to be aggressive. Pitbulls, on the other hand, have a pretty bad reputation. And, as Jessica further said, “Andrew’s out petting them.” Lovely.
Having effectively killed three goldfish in less than three weeks, I really don’t think we’re up for pets today, so I went out to try to find out if they had any identification on them. By this time, they had migrated to the front porch (it was raining), and they smelled strongly of wet dog. Neither had any I.D., but they were both wearing shock collars. One female, one male, and both actually extremely friendly.
I still didn’t want them on my porch, so I came in to call animal control. The number I have is at the actual shelter in Branson, but I don’t know what hours there are people manning that place. It was after 4:00 PM on a Thursday. I let it ring 15 times and got no answer. I called back and let it ring ten times with the same result.
My next thought was to call some Taney County government office to see if they had a different number I could call. I called the county clerk’s office – the office that normally deals with things like absentee voting, and told the lady that I had two pitbulls on my porch, that animal control wasn’t answering, and did she have any other number I could call. She told me that I should call the health department, because animal control now falls under the health department. She gave me a Forsyth health department number, which I called. I explained to that lady that I had two uninvited pitbulls on my porch and that animal control wasn’t answering.
She told me I needed to call animal control in Branson and asked which number I had called. I gave her the number and she told me that that was for the actual shelter. (Well, yes, I knew that.) She gave me a different number for the BRANSON health department, and told me that I would get a recording and should press #3.
I called that number, got the recording, pressed #3, and got to yet another nice lady. I told her that two pitbulls had just appeared on my porch and that I had called animal control, but that they weren’t answering. She told me that they were probably out (rounding up animals, I guess), but that animal control’s number should roll to their cell phones. I told her that that might be the case, but that when I let it ring 15 times one time and ten times the next time, no one every answered.
She them said that I really didn’t need the shelter, I needed to talk to the actual animal control downstairs, and she would transfer me. Which she did. I then got a gentleman’s voicemail, on which I left the following message: ”This is Patty Roberts in Walnut Shade. My number is… I have two pitbulls on my porch. They have no identification, but both are wearing shock collars. One female and one male. They seem to be quiet friendly, but as I do not want these dogs, I would like to know what can be done to remove them from my porch. Please call me back at …. I am calling at 4:27 PM on Thursday, June 16. Thank you.”
We shall see.